Avada Bakery
Avada Bakery
News & Events2022-11-14T13:46:54-08:00


1411, 2022

Friends, welcome to my new website!

November 14th, 2022|

Hello friends! This is my new author website, where you can learn more about my book, find links to all my other writing, and more.

I will be posting book announcements and other exciting updates here, so please check back soon.

With love and thanks,

1411, 2022

Why you need to pre-order my new book, Domestic Extremist

November 14th, 2022|

JUNE 6, 2023: The world waits with baited breath!

Or at least, I do. I recently finished writing a book (please clap). To accomplish this feat, I spent a lot of time locked in a room pounding the keyboard while young children pounded on the door demanding I stop. The struggle, as any mother who has ever tried to find a few minutes of quiet to get anything done knows, is real.

The best thing you can do if you are reading this is to pre-order my book sometime before it comes out next June. This helps in all sorts of ways I don’t understand, but mostly it means I won’t get in trouble with my publisher. I heard that Regnery, my publisher, installed an oubliette underneath Harry Crocker’s desk where he tosses writers who fail to meet his pre-order quotas. Keep the oubliette warm for me, Harry!


P.S. This is what an oubliette is:

Harry Crocker feeding a writer in his oubliette who failed to meet her pre-order quota.

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